Space-Time Investigation

Yesterday evening an intrepid band of scientists lowered a basket full of data gather tools across the event horizon of a blackhole. Their goal was study its effects on matter and the possible use as a wormhole tunnel. This was their 3rd brazen attempt of the day, the previous having been met with fuzzy data results. This attempt was interrupted by the high pitched squeal of delight, punctuated with the question "Did you put my pants in the dryer?"

I mean really, what is it with dryers? Socks seem to vanish, or are replaced by other socks, like in some cosmic sock exchange. But never a pair, its always just one of them! Other items dont come out the same as what they went in. They come out misshapen, smaller, different colors, different textures. Perhaps scientists really should investigate, they might learn some secrets to the universe.

The Day After

Yes folks, its the "day after".... Day after what am sure you're asking... day after christmas? Yes, it is. Day After though more describes that day that follows any holiday or vacation. That morning "do I really have to go back to work?" thought. That temptation to hit the snooze button one more time even though you already know you're going to be late. Following holidays its always particularly funny because the entire office seems like it has a hangover. No one really is in a hurry to so anything, and particularly in the week between Christmas and New Years, no one really wants to start anything new after they finish tidying up from the last year. Anyway, back to my self prescribed caffeine coma and mindless thumb twiddling at the office.

Happy Day After.