Yesterday evening an intrepid band of scientists lowered a basket full of data gather tools across the event horizon of a blackhole. Their goal was study its effects on matter and the possible use as a wormhole tunnel. This was their 3rd brazen attempt of the day, the previous having been met with fuzzy data results. This attempt was interrupted by the high pitched squeal of delight, punctuated with the question "Did you put my pants in the dryer?"
I mean really, what is it with dryers? Socks seem to vanish, or are replaced by other socks, like in some cosmic sock exchange. But never a pair, its always just one of them! Other items dont come out the same as what they went in. They come out misshapen, smaller, different colors, different textures. Perhaps scientists really should investigate, they might learn some secrets to the universe.
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hmm...my new dryer doesn't seem to have that problem. I must keep the little fairies happy in there. Hopefully they won't decide to join the cosmic sock exchange anytime soon.
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